Picture this: It's August 4, 1997 at approximately 10:48ish pm at Kings Daughters Medical Center in Ashland, Kentucky. A skinny blonde woman is currently pushing out the most magical thing to ever come in to this world; me. I'm a magical princess, you see. So, in my honor every month on the 4th day, the kingdom sets off fireworks.
In this particular picture, the fireworks were designed by the princess herself. This means that they are the most magical and wonderful fireworks to ever exist. When one shoots off, tiny fairies and ballerinas shoot out of them and then fall to the ground, whilst doing little dances around the townspeople's heads. When another one shoots off, everyone is showered with buckets of various types of glitter. When the final firework shoots off, tiny tiaras, diamonds, and other precious gemstones come out, all the while gospel music blares loudly about.
In conclusion, the firework show pictured above was probably the most magical, glorious, beautiful, magnificent, wonderful, and fabulous firework show that has ever taken place. There will be no other firework show that could possibly even begin to beat this one. If someone were to try and top this show, their heart would stop beating on the spot and they would straight up die. It simply cannot be done. magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic
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