I picked Superman! I like this character because he goes around everyday as a normal business person. Everyone just assumes he is an average boring dude, but as it turns out he's a freaking awesome super-strength, flying superhero! That's the coolest thing ever. I relate to him because on the outside everyone thinks I'm just an average girl, but on the inside, I'm a friggin Princess with a dynamic personality and I'm a hot mofo. I wish I had his super powers. If I did, I would fly around the world dropping glitter on people and spreading the Gospel of the Good Lord. So, yes, I do wish I could be more like Superman. That is why I often wear Superman Feeties with a cape and call myself Super Shelb. Yep.
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